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Lorraine Bracco and James Gandolfini in The Sopranos (1999)

Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti

Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office

The Sopranos

Michael Imperioli credited as playing...

Christopher Moltisanti

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  • Christopher Moltisanti: [while Tony grabs him by the mouth] what's the matter now?
  • Tony Soprano: What's the matter? I got a call from Loiaco down at the brokerage firm: your two friends beat the shit out of a broker, two others quit
  • Christopher Moltisanti: The guy was pushing some other stock
  • Tony Soprano: It attracts negative attention and then the two fucks rip off a Porsche Carrera from our own building
  • Christopher Moltisanti: I'll call them
  • Tony Soprano: No, you'll go down there... now. What'd you get your license for? You're résumé? I've been telling you, spend more time down at the brokerage firm: you're the fuckin SEC compliance officer for Christ's sake, you gotta show impulse control, ok?
  • Christopher Moltisanti: I'm sorry
  • Christopher Moltisanti: [to Matt and Sean after they enter his office] sit down
  • Christopher Moltisanti: Refresh my memory about this "play" with Webistics
  • Matt Bevilaqua: We own four hundred thousand shares "proprietary" at sixty cents, trade on the bulletin board or if we cold call enough senior citizens, "pump and dump"
  • Christopher Moltisanti: [Referring to their lack of experience committing crimes] Yeah, yeah. Listen, you guys ain't spend much time in the NFL, let's face it
  • Matt Bevilaqua: The fuck you talkin about? Two years with Eddie Stiggs
  • Christopher Moltisanti: Besides waxing Eddie's car
  • Sean Gismonte: What we did to Joe in Canada...
  • Christopher Moltisanti: [Interrupts him] then you know when your "bleeding" a guy, you don't "squeeze" him dry right away. "Contrarily", you let him do his bidding, "suavely" so you can "bleed" him next week and the week after... at a minimum
  • Matt Bevilaqua: You mean you don't want one of these guys getting pissed and running to the SEC? I mean, is that what you're saying?
  • Christopher Moltisanti: [Nods] break it down
  • Sean Gismonte: I'm sorry Chris
  • Matt Bevilaqua: Webistics is at eighty, when are we dumping the stock?
  • Christopher Moltisanti: You'll know that when you "need" to know that
  • Matt Bevilaqua: [while in a bar, to Christopher] so when do we get to "roll" with Tony?
  • Sean Gismonte: [to Matt after he pats his shoulder] what?
  • Matt Bevilaqua: [to Sean] what're you trippin? We gotta work our way up: get introduced
  • Sean Gismonte: [to Christopher] it must be "deep", hanging out with him
  • Christopher Moltisanti: [irritated by their questions] Who?
  • Sean Gismonte: [Responding for Matt] Mr. T, you used to "cap" motherfuckers together. Nah, his too big for that, he doesn't get his nails dirty
  • Matt Bevilaqua: [to Christopher] you tell him, we don't mind that shit: we'll do anything, "wet work", pick up his shirts
  • Sean Gismonte: [to Christopher] does Tony ever... talk about us?
  • Christopher Moltisanti: [dismissively] no
  • Christopher Moltisanti: [Sternly to Adriana] you gonna drink or just sit there?
  • Adriana La Cerva: Sit!
  • Christopher Moltisanti: The fuck is the matter with you?
  • Adriana La Cerva: What's the matter? You leave my gas burner on? I almost lit a cigarette, I could've died
  • Christopher Moltisanti: I apologized
  • Matt Bevilaqua: Why you can't use a lighter to cook your shit like normal people is beyond me. When everything was finally going good between us...
  • Christopher Moltisanti: [Interrupts her, referring to sexual performance and drug use] shut up about that
  • Adriana La Cerva: Why? Their still going to kiss your ass, they don't care if you're a junkie

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