Tony Sirico credited as playing...
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [to Bobby Baccalieri] The boss of this family told you you're gonna be Santa Claus, you're Santa Claus. So, shut the fuck up about it!
- Christopher Moltisanti: Santa, we still haven't got one.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You wanna do it?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Me, what do I know about it? I don't have kids.
- Silvio Dante: You don't have to, Santa doesn't have any kids.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Yeah, that's strange, that Mr. And Mrs. Claus didn't have kids of their own.
- Silvio Dante: Probably why they got into it in the first place.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I used to think the elves were their kids.
- Silvio Dante: They were running a sweatshop over there.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: There was something on TV, the original elves were ugly, traveled with Santa to throw bad kids a beatin', and he gave the good ones toys.
- Tony Soprano: The fuckin' Grinch. Maybe that's where they got the idea.
- Silvio Dante: And fuckin' Dr. Seuss ripped it off.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [while on the Asbury Park boardwalk] we gonna go see your boat?
- Tony Soprano: [referring to Big Pussy Bonpensiero] no, I'm just... thinking about our former "friend"
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: who?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [surprised, after Tony gestures to the ocean] him? Not me: never
- Tony Soprano: me and Jackie, met him down in 95, when he got back from Boca
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: oh, yeah, that crazy shit with your uncle. Junior hijacked Jackie's truck, what about it?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [referring to Pussy becoming an FBI informant] we should've seen it then: that's all
- Tony Soprano: don't waste another second on that rat fuck. I'd kill him again if I could. Tommy Angeletti is doing a rebar at the Esplanade
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: yeah?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: his into me for a hundred large on college basketball. Now Ralphie is holding up the contract for more money: his got the site shutdown on a strike, Angeletti can't work
- Tony Soprano: [sternly] your fuckin book against millions that are gonna roll in from the Esplanade
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I figured you'd take a side but Ralphie shouldn't come across a couple no-show and electrician jobs? I shouldn't get something out of this Esplanade?
- Tony Soprano: [after thinking it over] alright, I'll talk to him