Tony Sirico credited as playing...
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'll tell you, after a meal like that, what I could use is a nice piece of ass. Who knows, maybe I'll call down, have them send one up to the room.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Why don't you just fuck yourself? Save a little money.
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What's your problem?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Stop trying to bait me, Paulie! You know what my fucking problem is!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: No, why don't you tell me?
- Christopher Moltisanti: You want me to tell you? Fine! Steaks, three-pound lobsters, the shrimp fucking cocktails you made everybody get! Then on top of everything else, you send those skanks a bottle of Cristal?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I was being a gentleman, Chrissy. You oughta try it sometime.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Not to mention the Lyonnaise fuckin' potatoes you didn't even touch!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What? I lost my appetite.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck you!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Excuse me?
- Christopher Moltisanti: You fuckin' heard me!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'm telling you, Chrissy, I don't give a fuck anymore who you're related to.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Go ahead, Paulie! Go for it. Your big fuckin' moment!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You little fuck!
- Waiter: Excuse me, gentlemen. Was there a problem with the service?
- Christopher Moltisanti: What are you talking about?
- Waiter: You left me $16, sir. Perhaps you miscounted.
- Christopher Moltisanti: There's 1,200 bucks in there.
- Waiter: That's correct, and the bill was $1,184. Assuming you don't tip on tax or alcohol, 15 percent... .
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'm tapped out.
- Waiter: You think this job is easy? I have kids.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Then go back inside before you get hurt.
- Waiter: I have a goddamn family to support.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck off!
- Waiter: Yeah, right. Go piss it away at blackjack, fucking assholes!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: OH!
- [Christopher throws a brick at the back of the waiter's head]
- Christopher Moltisanti: What do you gotta say now?
- [the waiter slumps to the ground convulsing]
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Chrissy, he's fucked up.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I don't know. He'll say we hit him with a brick.
- Christopher Moltisanti: He's still going, this asshole.
- [Paulie looks around to make sure no one's watching then pulls out his gun and kills the waiter then takes the money from check and they both run off]
- Christopher Moltisanti: That's my money, Paulie!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'll tell ya, after a meal like that, what I could use is a nice piece of ass. Who knows? Maybe I'll call down and have them send one to the room?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Angered from being forced into paying for an expensive dinner] why don't you just fuck yourself? Save a little money
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What's your problem?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Stop trying to bait me Paulie you know what my fuckin problem is
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: No, why don't you tell me?
- Christopher Moltisanti: You want me to tell you? Fine. Steaks, three pound lobsters, the shrimp fuckin cocktail you made everybody get, and then on top of everything else, you send those skanks a bottle of Cristal?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I was trying to be gentlemen, you ought to try it sometime
- Christopher Moltisanti: Not to mention the Lyonnaise fuckin potatoes you didn't even touch
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What? I lost my appetite
- Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck you!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Excuse me?
- Christopher Moltisanti: You fuckin heard me
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'm telling you I don't give a fuck anymore who you're related to
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Provoking Paulie into hitting him] go ahead, go for it. Your big fuckin moment
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You little...
- Waiter: [Interrupting them] excuse me gentlemen, was there a problem with the service?
- Christopher Moltisanti: What're you talking about?
- Waiter: You left me a sixteen dollars sir, perhaps you miscounted?
- Christopher Moltisanti: There's twelve hundred bucks in there
- Waiter: That's correct. And the bill was eleven hundred and eighty-four dollars. Assuming you don't tip on tax or alcohol fifteen percent
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'm tapped out
- Waiter: You think this job is easy? I have kids
- Christopher Moltisanti: Then go back inside before you get hurt
- Waiter: I have a God damn family to support
- Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck off
- Waiter: [Before turning around and storming off] Right, go piss it away on Blackjack fucking assholes
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [referring to the incident with Valery] so, we open the trunk, this suffocating Russian cocksucker pops up: his still alive
- Christopher Moltisanti: [after they all laugh] we lead him through the snow, this asshole's shivering. I mean his wearing fuckin pajamas and slippers in like eight-degree weather
- Christopher Moltisanti: [continuing the story and the sound of a gun, after Tony greets them and leaves] anyway, he starts running, the Russian. Boom! I'm telling you the top of his head came off like a fuckin bad rug
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: what a beating we had to give this prick
- Vito Spatafore: where's he now, do you think?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: who the fuck cares, right Chrissy?
- Christopher Moltisanti: who the fuck knows?
- Vito Spatafore: [referring to Valery] poor bastard
- Christopher Moltisanti: never would've happened if Paulie hadn't initially "overacted" but it's one for the books
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: what'd you mean "overreacted?"
- Christopher Moltisanti: you choked him with the guy's lamp, Paulie, we could've got Silvio's money without having to spend the night in the fuckin open
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [clarifying the details to everybody, referring to Christopher] he let him jab him with the shovel was the problem: he let his guard down
- Christopher Moltisanti: we would've caught up to the prick, if you didn't lose your fuckin shoe
- Vito Spatafore: Paulie, you lost your shoe? You didn't tell us about that
- Christopher Moltisanti: [impersonating Paulie pleading] "Chrissy please, don't leave me out here."
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: you little cocksucker
- Christopher Moltisanti: I covered your ass with Tony about that whole "thing" and never a word of fuckin thanks: ever!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: who's playing the "blood relations" card? Tony's "little favorite"
- Christopher Moltisanti: fuck you!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [over the phone] get some sleep?
- Christopher Moltisanti: a little, you know
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [referring to them assaulting and then killing a waiter after giving a small tip for an expensive bill] fucked up huh?
- Christopher Moltisanti: what're you gonna do?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'm not too worried about the cops: nobody knows us down there. The reason I called, let's "bury the hatchet", you and me, all this bullshit with us
- Christopher Moltisanti: I know, it's stupid
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: life's too short: you can't waste it fighting with your friends. Look at what could've happened last night, one of us could've got hurt, even killed for Christ's sake
- Christopher Moltisanti: I know
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: your "special" to me, you know, always have been
- Christopher Moltisanti: you too
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: we'll split the tab
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'm sorry
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I apologize too kid. I'll talk to you later