South Park (TV Series)
Chinpokomon (1999)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Chinpokomon Announcer, Commercial VOs, Red Harris, Lambtron, Chinpokomon Game VO, Mr. Ose, Randy Marsh, Chinpokomon Villain, Mr. Garrison, Bill Clinton
Quotes
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Cartman : [as mice pick at Kenny's body] Hey, get off of him! He's not dead yet!
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Stan Marsh : [after watching the Alabama Man commercial] Gay!
Cartman : Totally gay!
Kyle : Liberace gay!
[the researcher write the word "GAY" on the clipboard and furiously underlines it twice]
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Narrator : [doing a voice-over for the "Alabama Man" commercial] When his wife complains and asks him where he's been, Alabama Man busts her lip open!
Boy #1 in Commercial : Shut up, bitch!
[he knocks the wife doll down]
Boy #2 in Commercial : Wow!
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Randy Marsh : What are you doing?
Sharon Marsh : I'm watching one of Stanley's Chinpokomon video tapes.
Randy Marsh : Why?
Sharon Marsh : Our son loves this show, Randy, so I think it's important that we watch it to see if it's teaching him good moral values.
[Hours later, Randy and Sharon watch a battle scene in disbelief]
Sharon Marsh : This doesn't make sense. Are those stupid things supposed to be animals or robots or what?
Randy Marsh : I don't know, but I suddenly kinda wanna own them all.
Sharon Marsh : Randy, we can't allow our son to watch this stuff!
Randy Marsh : Well, it's not like it's vulgar or violent.
Sharon Marsh : No, but it's incredibly stupid, and that could be worse on a child's mind than any vulgarity or violence. Remember what Battle of the Network Stars did to an entire generation.
Randy Marsh : [solemnly] My God, you're right.