Trey Parker credited as playing...
Stan Marsh • Eric Cartman • Ms. Choksondik • Phillip • Mr. Mackey • Dr. Doctor • Mr. Garrison • Horace • Fat Boy #2 • Fat Girl #2 • Fake Ice Cream Man • Jesus and Pals Announcer • Man in Audience #1 • Man in Audience #3 • Man in Audience #4 • James Taylor • Teenager #2 • Teenager #3 • Chad • Cartman's Double • The Krazy Kenny Show Host • Johnny Knoxville • Horace's Mother • Chad's Father
- Man #1: Hello, camper! My name is Rick! How're you doing?
- Cartman: [shouts] Well, I'm pissed off, Rick! How are you?
- Kyle Broflovski: Dude, I don't know if I'm gonna like the new Eric Cartman.
- Stan Marsh: Did you like the old one?
- Kyle Broflovski: Good point.
- Mr. Mackey: Now Eric, all these people came here and paid to send you to camp because they care about you.
- Mr. Garrison: Yeah, except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face when they told you.