Trey Parker credited as playing...
Stan Marsh • Eric Cartman • Ms. Choksondik • Clyde • Store Employee • Randy Marsh • Will Smith • Frederick Smith • Daniel Smith • Sound Recordist • Mr. Garrison • Ned Gerblanski • Skeeter • Bartender • Bill Cosby • Man on Bus #2 • Lion #2 • News Reporter • Carl
- Mr. Garrison: Now we can sell all their homes and become millionaires.
- Jimbo: But then you had us do all that for nothing. Don't you see, if you get rich selling these homes then there will still be rich people in South Park.
- Randy Marsh: Yeah, you'd become what you hate.
- Mr. Garrison: Well yeah, but at least I got rid of all those damn ni...
- [credits roll]
- Skeeter: That was it. We just saw the last of them speeding away in a van!
- [all the men yell, "All right!"]
- Gerald Brofloski: They were so scared, I'm sure they'll never be back!
- Mr. Garrison: That's great! And now we can sell all their homes, and become... millionaires!
- [all the men stop and ask, "What?"]
- Jimbo: But then you had us do all that for nothin'. Don't you see - if you get rich sellin' these homes, then there will still be rich people in South Park.
- Randy Marsh: Yeah. You'd become what you hate.
- [Mr. Garrison pauses]
- Mr. Garrison: Well yeah, but at least I got rid of all those damn ni-
- [credits roll]
- Frederick Smith: Ah, and these are Puff Daddy's kids, P. Diddy Mini, P. Poofy Bite-size, and Puffa Diddy Diddy Puff Fun-size.
- Token Williams: I'm just so happy you guys moved into town. You see, I used to be the only rich kid. All the other families here are kind of low to middle income.
- Lisa Smith: Why? What happened to all their money?
- Token Williams: They never really had any money.
- Lisa Smith: Well then, why don't their daddies just act in a movie?
- Token Williams: Well, I think that they...
- Frederick Smith: Sometimes children must be very firm with their daddies.
- Lisa Smith: Indeed.
- Frederick Smith: Like when Daddy doesn't want to act in a movie because he thinks the script is bad.
- Lisa Smith: So we must plead with him. Please, Daddy, please, it's 20 million dollars, Daddy.
- Daniel Smith: Please, Daddy, please.
- Frederick Smith: 20 million is still 12 million after taxes, Daddy.