Mary Kay Bergman credited as playing...
Mrs. Crabtree • Wendy Testaburger • Liane Cartman • Principal Victoria • Old Woman • Mayor McDaniels • Worcestershire Sauce Hotline
- Principal Victoria: Good morning there, children. I love the Elvis costume, Chef.
- Chef: Elvis? I'm Evil Knievel! Why the hell would I dress up like Elvis?
- Principal Victoria: Well, why the hell would you dress up like Eviel Knievel?
- Mrs. Crabtree: Let's go! We're running late!
- Stan Marsh: Oh, we're always running late you ugly skank!
- Mrs. Crabtree: [shouting] What did you say?
- Stan Marsh: Uh... I said I can't wait to own a new fish tank.
- Mrs. Crabtree: Oh... well neither can I.
- [Chef bursts in on the Mayor and Officer Barbrady]
- Mayor: Why Chef, what a surprise.
- Officer Barbrady: You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile of money and no pants on.
- Chef: Actually, uh...
- Mayor: Well, I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese mafia.
- Officer Barbrady: Not a thingy-dingy.
- Worcestershire Sauce Hotline: Do not just start decapitating zombies left and right! I repeat! Do NOT just start decapitating zombies left and right!