Vernon Chatman credited as playing...
Towelie • Towelie Clone
- Kyle Broflovski: [everyone's driving around] How long has it been since you've been back there?
- Towelie: I've been wandering around on my own for the past few weeks. Ya know, helpin' people out with towel safety and proper towel use. It's important!
- Eric Cartman: No it isn't.
- Towelie: Is.
- Eric Cartman: No it isn't!
- Towelie: Is.
- Towelie: Wait turn down here. It's down this dirt road.
- Stan Marsh: Brake Kenny, brake.
- [Kenny turns car to dirt road]
- Towelie: Maybe it was down that dirt road.
- Stan Marsh: Dude, don't you remember where it is?
- Towelie: I can't remember, it all looks the same. Hold on, let me get high. Then I'll remember where it is.
- [Towelie smokes the pot and get really high]
- Stan Marsh: Alright, so where is it?
- Towelie: [Towelie talks slowly and is very sluggish] Where's what?
- Kyle Broflovski: [the boys scream] The base where you're from and where our Okama Gamesphere is.
- Stan Marsh: Alright, that does it. Brake angrily Kenny.
- [Kenny brakes the car fast]
- Stan Marsh: Now listen Towelie, we've just about had it with you!
- Towelie: Well calm down.
- Kyle Broflovski: That's it, you're not getting high again until we have our Okama Gamesphere back.
- Towelie: That's my last J, asshole!
- Kyle Broflovski: I don't care! You better remember where your base is!
- Towelie: Oh man, why is everyone ridin' me today? God damn it.
- Stan Marsh: Come on Towelie, the guy said you have the security system in your memory banks.
- Towelie: Hey, it's been a long time.
- Eric Cartman: You just have no long term memory because you get high all the time.
- Towelie: [look at each other angrily] Don't preach to me, Fatso.
- Eric Cartman: I can preach to you all I want because you're stupid!
- Towelie: You're stupid!
- Eric Cartman: Yeah, you're a towel!
- Towelie: You're a towel!
- Towelie: Just let me get high. I know I can remember if I get high.
- Stan Marsh: Oh, God damn it. Alright, fine. Here's your stupid lighter.
- Towelie: [Towelie smokes the pot]
- [Towelie starts typing on the access code]
- Towelie: Hold on. Wait a second
- [Towelie pretends to figure the access code, but is typing in the Soundbits of the song "Funkytown" on the keypad door]
- Towelie: That's it.
- Kyle Broflovski: That's it?
- Towelie: Yeah, that's the melody to "Funkytown."
- Towelie: [types in the correct Soundbits of Funkytown on the keypad door and sings] "Won't you take me down to 'Funkytown'."
- Stan Marsh: No Towelie, the entry code!
- Towelie: For what?