Bill Fagerbakke credited as playing...
Patrick Star • Angry Fish
- [last lines]
- SpongeBob: [now ripped in half by the gorilla] Patrick? Sandy?
- Patrick, Sandy Cheeks: [in unison, tied in a sack] Yes, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: I'm sorry I caused all this. I'm not scared of going outside anymore, but I'm terrifed of gorillas now.
- Sandy Cheeks: Oh, that's alright, SpongeBob. Us too.
- SpongeBob: You know what I don't understand though?
- SpongeBob: [other half] What?
- SpongeBob: What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place?
- [the gorilla's eyes widen up in shock]
- Gorilla: [nervously] Well, that's funny, you should - I mean, you see that - George, they're onto us!
- George: Let's get out of here!
- [the gorilla and the horse run away into the sunset as Sandy, Patrick, and SpongeBob watch them, a family is watching this as the mom and dad look at each other, the dad shuts off the TV as the screen goes to black]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was the one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor, and so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.
- Sandy Cheeks: That's crazy talk!
- Patrick: That's not crazy talk! This is crazy talk!
- [He starts babbling incoherently. Sandy pounds his head into his body to make him shut up]
- Patrick: Sorry.
- [SpongeBob is falling to the ground]
- Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall!
- SpongeBob: [makes himself right-side up and takes off his pants] Like this?
- Patrick: No, your other bottom!
- Sandy Cheeks: [annoyed] Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
- Patrick: Not until 4.
- [SpongeBob crashes to the ground, where his rear has been shattered into hundreds of pieces]
- Sandy Cheeks: Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
- Patrick: Do it again! I wasn't looking!
- Sandy Cheeks: Don't worry, Patrick. We'll get SpongeBob to come outside, and then he'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.
- Patrick: [wearing a boxing glove] And that's when I punch him, right?
- [Sandy stares at him, unamused]
- Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob! Sooner or later, you're gonna HAVE to come outside!
- SpongeBob: I told you, guys! I'm never leaving my house again.
- Patrick: Never ever?
- SpongeBob: Never, ever, ever.
- Patrick: Never, never, never, never, for never ever?
- SpongeBob: Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, never!
- Patrick: Never everevereverevereverever, ever?
- SpongeBob, Patrick: [SpongeBob sighs and he and Patrick overlap eachother's talking with never-ever's]
- SpongeBob: Okay, patrick! That is enough!