Lori Alan credited as playing...
Pearl Krabs
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What's in the box?
- Pearl: It's a surprise.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I like surprises.
- Pearl: Great, then close your eyes.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready!
- [Pearl puts box over SpongeBob]
- Squidward: Well, I like it so far.
- Pearl: [Lifts box; SpongeBob is wearing a pink flower leotard with deely-bobs] Ta-da! It's the new Krusty Krab uniform. I made it myself.
- Squidward: All right, SpongeBob, this is it. Now tell her what you really think of that uniform.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Right. Pearl... this is the best uniform ever!
- Squidward: Fish paste.
- Pearl: SpongeBob, what do you like better? The Krazy Krab, or the Kooky Krab?
- Squidward: For what, dare I ask?
- Pearl: The new name for our new look. I mean, the Krusty Krab has got to go. Who wants to eat at a place they think it's crusty? Bleagh!
- Squidward: Sure, it's a terrible name, but this is a terrible place. Therefore, the name should be left alone. Right, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I got it! How about the Khaotic Krab?
- Pearl: Or the Kissy Krab? Mwa-mwa-mwa.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: The King Krab.
- Pearl: The Kandy Krab.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: The Kool Krab. Or the Kowboy Krab. The Kurly Krab. The Kreepy Krab. The Killer Krab!
- Pearl: Ahh! No.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You're right, too scary.
- SpongeBob SquarePants, Pearl: Hmm... The Kuddly Krab!
- Pearl: That Squidward is such a barnacle head.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: A stick in the sand.
- Pearl: But not you, SpongeBob. You are full of style.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You really think so?
- Pearl: Totally, SB. You ooze fashion.