Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants • Mom • Maitre'd • ...

Chocolate with Nuts/Mermaidman and Barnacleboy V

SpongeBob SquarePants • Mom • Maitre'd • Geek Fish • Pillow Fish • Dirty Bubble

SpongeBob SquarePants: We're not doing so well Patrick. We need a better approach; a new tactic.
Patrick: I know, let's get naked.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.

Chocolate Fish: [shouting] CHOCOLATE!
SpongeBob: No! No! Noooo!
Chocolate Fish: AHAHAHA! FINALLY! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I've got you right where I want you...
Chocolate Fish: [normal voice, holding up a pile of cash] I'd like to buy all your chocolate.
SpongeBob: [chocolate falls out of Patrick's pants and he and SpongeBob melt] Thank you for your patronage.

Mermaid Man: You fiends can't win. You're out-numbered.
Barnacle Boy: You senile bag of fish paste. There are three of us and only one of you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Make that two.
ManRay: The Quickster.
Squidward: three.
Barnacle Boy: Captain Magma.
Patrick: Four.
The Dirty Bubble: The Elastic Waistband.
Sandy: Five.
Barnacle Boy: M-M-M-Miss Appear.
Mermaid Man: And me makes 10. I think.

SpongeBob SquarePants: [SpongeBob and Patrick are selling chocolate] Remember, Patrick. Flatter the customer. Make him feel good.
[knocks on door]
Customer: Hello?
Patrick: I love you.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Remember, Patrick, focus.
[knocks]
Customer: Yes?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Good afternoon, sir, we're selling chocolate bars.
Customer: [Patrick's eyes zoom in and out on the customer] Why is Chubby here staring at me?
Patrick: Focusing.
Customer: Back up, Jack!
[slams the door on Patrick's eyes]
Patrick: Oof!
[moves his eyes around]
Patrick: Nice place you got in here.

SpongeBob: How about we help you?
Mermaid Man: No, that's a terrible idea! I've got it! How about *you* help *me*?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Um... more time for thinking.

[Spongebob and Patrick have decided to use lies and flattery to sell their chocolate]
SpongeBob SquarePants: [to Elderly Lady] Hello, "young" lady.
[winks at Patrick]
SpongeBob SquarePants: We're selling chocolates. Is your mother home?
Elderly lady: [shouts] Ma!
[tiny wrinkled worm of a fish in a wheelchair comes out of the house]
Even OLDER Lady: What? What? What's all the yelling?
[SpongeBob and Patrick look at the mother with shock]
Even OLDER Lady: You just can't wait for me to DIE, can you?

SpongeBob SquarePants: [Looking through the magazine Fancy Living Digest with Patrick] Look at all these glossy pictures of a higher standard of living!
[pointing at a picture]
SpongeBob SquarePants: This guy's so rich he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool!
Patrick: [Pointing at a picture of a rich guy surrounded by bags of money] This guy's got shoes!

Mermaid Man: So, who wants to save the world?
SpongeBob: I do!
Patrick: I do!
Sandy Cheeks: I do!
Squidward: I don't.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes you do, no world means no money! So go save the world, or you're fired!
[Squidward crosses his arms and grumbles in protest]

SpongeBob SquarePants: [Selling chocolate door-to-door] Hello, sir, would you like to buy some chocolate?
Chocolate Fish: Chocolate? Chocolate! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Floppin' flounder, Mermaid Man! Makeout Reef!
Mermaid Man: [pounding the table] Those fiends! Attacking hormonally stressed-out children!
Squidward: [smiling dreamily] Ah, Makeout Reef. Good times, good times.

ManRay, The Dirty Bubble, Pillow Fish: [the EVIL are terrorizing teenagers in their cars by shining flashlights at them while they're making out. One couple is scared] John and Nancy sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
The Dirty Bubble: [points to another car] Ooh, shine the light in that car, Man Ray.
ManRay: Heh-ha! With pleasure.
[Man Ray shines his flashlight to that one car, and in the backseat there is a teenage boy kissing... a pillow]
Pillow Fish: Hey, man, that's not cool.