Bill Fagerbakke credited as playing...
Patrick • Fish #6 • Victim
- Patrick: We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking, here. WE STOLE A BALLOON!
- Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: It's pants on fire, Patrick.
- Patrick: Well you would know, liar.
- SpongeBob Squarepants: But at least it's warm around the fire.
- Patrick: Hey, if we're under water, how can there be a...
- [Fire goes out]
- Patrick: I'm scared, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [Pulls out two candy bars] Look what I've got!
- Patrick: [excited] Rectangles!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Not just any rectangles, candy bars!
- Patrick: [staring with amazement] Ooh!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [hands one to Patrick] All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives.
- Patrick: Thanks Spongebob I think I'll eat it now
- [quickly scarfs it down and breaths a sigh of relief]
- Patrick: I think I'll eat it now
- [bites his hand forgetting he had eaten the candy bar]
- Patrick: Ow!, hey where'd my candy bar go?
- [digs in the sand looking for it]
- Patrick: I must have dropped it!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You just ate it Pat, it's all over your face.
- Patrick: [continues looking for the candy bar he forgot he ate] I can't find it!, where could it possibly be?
- [looks at Spongebob holding his candy bar]
- Patrick: Aha!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What?
- Patrick: [jumps out of the hole he dug and accusingly points at Spongebob] You stole my candy bar!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: No I didn't.
- Patrick: Oh so that's how it is huh?, once a thief always a thief!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You ate yours
- [points at the candy bar]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: this is mine.
- Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm going to starve!
- [shows a closeup of Patrick's fat and bloated stomach full of cellulite]
- [Talking about the advantages of being felons]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: And you get to talk tough.
- [gruff voice]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
- Patrick: Let me try. Uh... hey, punk.
- Patrick: And we can fly!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah!
- [He springs into the air backwards, falls screaming off the cliff edge and lands on a ledge with a crash]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, we still can't do that.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [SpongeBob and Patrick are walking very silly at a park] What do you want to do today?
- Patrick: I don't know. What do YOU want to do today?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know. What do YOU want to do today?
- Patrick: I don't know. What do YOU want to do today?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know. What do YOU want to do today?
- Patrick: *GASP!*
- Patrick: [Patrick is mesmerized by a balloon stand] I know what I want to do today.