Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants • Medic • Narrator • ...
Fear of a Krabby Patty/Shell of a Man
SpongeBob SquarePants
Tom Kenny credited as playing...
SpongeBob SquarePants • Medic • Narrator • Captain • Iron Eye
- Sheldon J. Plankton: I want you to close your eyes. Tighter. Tighter.
- [SpongeBob's eyelids rip apart]
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Too tight! Now, what do you see?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I see... giant Krabby Patties!
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Good! Now, what are they made of?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hatred!
- Sheldon J. Plankton: No, ingredients! What are the stinking ingredients?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: They're coming for me! No! No! No! Stay back!
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Wait, where did you get that piano?
- [SpongeBob hits Plankton with piano]
- Krabby Patty: Just remember, I will always be with you, right here.
- [Points at chest]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: In my heart?
- Krabby Patty: Actually, in your arteries.
- [Plankton is posing as a psychiatrist]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You're a lot smaller than I thought, doctor. But then, I guess that's why they call you shrink. Do you think there's still hope for me?
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Hope? Hope? When I get my hands on that formula, there won't be any hope for any of ya!
- [Sinister laugh]
- Sheldon J. Plankton: I mean, you'll be cured in no time.
- Sheldon J. Plankton: I'm going to say a word, and I want you to say the first thing that pops into your little head.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready!
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Work.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Work.
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Spatula.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Spatula.
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Bun.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Bun.
- Sheldon J. Plankton: See, the key is to say something different than what I say.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I get it.
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Potato.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Potahto.
- Sheldon J. Plankton: Tomato.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Tomahto.
- Squidward Tentacles: Is number five's order ready yet, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Just a moment, Squidward. Well, Krabby Patty, it's time for you to go. You grew up so fast.
- [sniff]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I told myself I wouldn't do this. Just take it! Take it, Squidward!
- [cries]
- Squidward Tentacles: Oh, Brother. Number five! Number five!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: That's me!
- [eats Krabby Patty]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Mmm. My compliments to the chef.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Look at me! I'm Mister Krabs! I love money.
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Say, that ain't half bad.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I once won a marathon because someone dropped a penny on the finish line.
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: That's me, all right.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Every night I tuck me wallet in and tell it a bedtime story. Good night, Wallety.
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Yeah. Okay, I get the point...
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, what's that you say? Me daughter Pearl needs an operation? I'll do it meself and save a nickel.
- [laughs]
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: That'll do, SpongeBob.
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: I think maybe you should see a professional.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Wrestler?
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: No, a psychiatrist.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You're a lot smaller than I thought you would be. I guess that's why they call you a SHRINK.
- [laughs]
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: SpongeBob, I want you to...
- [turns into a giant Krabby Patty]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Could you run that by me again?
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: I said I want you to...
- [turns into giant Krabby Patty again]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal. AAAH!