Bill Fagerbakke credited as playing...
Patrick Star
- [SpongeBob has shaped himself in the form of Texas to irritate Sandy]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Patrick. What am I?
- Patrick: Stupid?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: No, I'm Texas.
- Patrick: What's the difference?
- Sandy Cheeks: Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb old Texas?
- Sandy Cheeks: No, you can't!
- Patrick: Well, can we say that people from Texas are dumb?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Look, Patrick, I'm Texas: Duh, howdy, y'all!
- Patrick: I'm Texas too: Get a dog, little longie, get a dog!
- [Spongebob and Patrick were crying after Sandy sang a sad song about how she misses Texas]
- Patrick: [happily] Do you think she knows the Muffin Man song?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: So you're staying?
- Sandy Cheeks: I'm stayin'!
- [the crowd cheers]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: That makes me feel all wiggly!
- [Squidward sarcastically mutters "Whoopty-doo" under his breath]
- Patrick: Yeah! Who needs dumb old Texas?
- [the crowd falls silent. All eyes fall on Patrick]
- Sandy Cheeks: [threateningly] What did you just say?
- Patrick: Should I start running now?
- Patrick: [after Sandy gets on the bus and leaves to go to Texas] Who cares about dumb ole Texas?
- Sandy Cheeks: [the bus suddenly drives backward and drops an irritated Sandy off] What did you say?
- Patrick: [sadly] Texas is dumb.
- Patrick: [while he and Spongebob run from Sandy trying to lasso them] Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?