Bill Fagerbakke credited as playing...
Patrick Star
- Patrick Star: It would seem we have reached an impasse.
- Flying Dutchman: Pink one is right. Tell you what, you give me back the sock and I'll give you... three wishes.
- Patrick Star: Make it five.
- Flying Dutchman: Four.
- Patrick Star: Three. Take it or leave it.
- Flying Dutchman: Okay... uh, three. You get three wishes.
- [a giant anchor crashes into SpongeBob's pineapple]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Holy shrimp!
- [runs to Squidward's house]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squiid-waard!
- [Squidward pops his head out of one of his windows in annoyance]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward! The sky had a baby!
- Squidward Tentacles: That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now, go away!
- Patrick: [walks up to SpongeBob] Hey, SpongeBob! The sky had a baby!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I know. What do you think we should we name it?
- [the trio climb onboard a ghostly pirate ship]
- Squidward Tentacles: Alright, who owns this crate?
- [knocks on the cabin door]
- Squidward Tentacles: Come on out! I wanna file a complaint!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [looks around] Doesn't this place seem familiar?
- Patrick: I don't know. Why?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know, doesn't it just kinda ring a bell?
- [Squidward repeatedly rings the doorbell by the cabin door]
- Patrick: Yes!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I know who owns this boat, but I just can't place the name.
- [He passes by a barrel labelled "property of the Flying Dutchman". Squidward angrily pounds on the cabin door until the Flying Dutchman suddenly bursts out]
- Flying Dutchman: [roaring] Aaargh-oowh-waagh!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: No, no, it's not
- [imitating him]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: "Aaargh-oowh-waagh!"
- Flying Dutchman: I am the Flying Dutchman!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!
- Flying Dutchman: [trying to scare a kid fish] Booooo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!
- SpongeBob: [pans to a kelp shrub, then SpongeBob peaks out] Was that the signal? Sorry, sorry, just do it again.
- Flying Dutchman: ...with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!
- [SpongeBob and Patrick come out of the shrub making ghoulish noises and SpongeBob does a hand trick]
- Patrick Star: [in a ghoulish voice] How does he do thaaaat?
- [SpongeBob and Patrick continue ghoulish noises]
- Flying Dutchman: Get back on the ship.
- SpongeBob, Patrick Star: [in a ghoulish voice and backing away] It's still a mystery.
- Kid Fish: Those guys are dorks.
- Flying Dutchman: Yes, but they're my dorks.
- SpongeBob: Why do you think the Dutchman asked us to wait in our bunk room?
- Patrick Star: Maybe he's gonna give us a reward.
- SpongeBob: Like movie passes?
- Patrick Star: Or an over-sized coffee mug!
- [giggling excitedly while shaking the bunk bed]
- Flying Dutchman: We're heading down to Bikini Bottom tonight for a little haunting spree. So I want this ship to look good and scary.
- SpongeBob: You mean you want it to look good... and scary. Well, I think we could probably...
- Patrick Star: No, no. I think he means he wants it to look so good that it's scary.
- SpongeBob: Or maybe that by looking so scary you forget that it doesn't look good.
- Patrick Star: [after a pause] I don't get it.
- SpongeBob: Look, it's easy, it simple means that...
- Flying Dutchman: Never mind what it means! I just want it to look scary! That's it! You know, mold on the ceilings and bugs in the sink.
- SpongeBob: So you don't want it to look good?
- Flying Dutchman: GET MOVING!
- SpongeBob, Patrick Star: [singing rapidly] A sailor's life is a wonderful life, a wonderful life for sure!