Colm Meaney credited as playing...
Chief Miles O'Brien
- Lt. Commander Worf: We are Starfleet officers; and Starfleet officers do not brawl with each other.
- Chief O'Brien: It wasn't much of a brawl really - I grabbed you, you shoved me, and Julian was tossed over a table...
- Chief O'Brien: [about his ancestor Sean O'Brien] You know, he had the biggest funeral in all of Western Pennsylvania.
- Rom: [startled] Funeral?
- Chief O'Brien: Mm. They fished his body out of the Allegheny River, a week before the strike ended. 32 bullets he had in him. Or was it 34?
- Doctor Bashir: Well - he died a hero.
- Chief O'Brien: He was more than a hero. He was a union man!
- Doctor Bashir: What you have there is a sebaceous cyst.
- Chief O'Brien: I know it's a cyst, but it's getting bigger.
- Doctor Bashir: There's nothing to worry about. Dermatalogically speaking you're perfectly healthy.
- Chief O'Brien: Oh, I'm perfectly healthy, except I've got a disgusting cyst on the back of my neck. Now either I paint a nose, eyes, and mouth on it and pretend I've got two heads or you take it off.
- Doctor Bashir: I'll get you some paint.
- Chief O'Brien: Julian! Get it off me!
- Doctor Bashir: Alright, alright. But you know what they say: two heads are better than one.
- Chief O'Brien: Julian, I'm waiting!
- Chief O'Brien: [with Worf and Bashir in a holding cell] Captain! Can we leave now?
- Captain Sisko: I'll tell Constable Odo to let you go... in the morning!
- [Leeta laughs at Miles and Julian as they enter the bar in ancient warrior costumes]
- Doctor Bashir: I feel silly.
- Leeta: I like it. It shows off your legs.
- Chief O'Brien: There, you see? Your public has spoken.
- Leeta: [kisses Julian] Have fun.
- [Myles and Julian walk through the bar to a holosuite]
- Doctor Bashir: What'd you call this holosuite program of yours again?
- Chief O'Brien: The Battle of Clontarf. You, me, and a thousand stalwart Irish Warriors against a ravening horde of Vikings. It's like the Battle of Britain, only with swords.
- Doctor Bashir: How come *you* get to be High King?
- Chief O'Brien: I am a direct descendant of King Brian Boru. Besides, it's my program.
- Doctor Bashir: I suppose that's only fair.