Joe Piscopo credited as playing...
The Comic
- The Comic: You, pal, are a tough room.
- Lt. Cmdr. Data: "Tough room"?
- [accesses his data bank]
- Lt. Cmdr. Data: Ah! A colloquialism, meaning a severe, rigid, close-minded audience. I understand. I will attempt to be an easy room.
- The Comic: Tell me, Data, what happened?
- Lt. Cmdr. Data: I told a joke.
- The Comic: And?
- Lt. Cmdr. Data: No one laughed.
- The Comic: No one? Nobody in the whole room?
- Guinan: I was the whole room.
- Lt. Cmdr. Data: She said I spoiled the joke.
- Guinan: Actually, 'killed' would have been a better word.