Richard Dean Anderson credited as playing...
Colonel Jack O'Neill
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: I just woke up, haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, and I find out you stole my ass and made a... mini me.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [the Asgard Loki has cloned O'Neill] Hey! We just saved your flat little white asses from the Replicators. This is the thanks we get?
- Young Jack O'Neill: Hey, at least you're gonna live.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [everyone looks at Young O'Neill] What?
- Young Jack O'Neill: Maybe you're a little put out, but this guy didn't hit all the right buttons on the Xerox.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: How long was I asleep?
- Major Samantha Carter: Seven days.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: That's a record.