Dylan Sprouse credited as playing...
Zack Martin
- Carey: [Zack is dressed as a girl to win a beauty contest] Zack, why are you wearing a skirt?
- Zack Martin: I did it so we could win money for bikes.
- Carey: Oh, thank goodness!
- Zack Martin: [walking up to Brianna] So if I guess your name, do I win a kiss?
- Brianna: Oh, you're so adorable! And so completely out of your league.
- Carey Martin: What are you guys doing tonight?
- Cody Martin: Uhh...
- [walks to Carey]
- Cody Martin: I'm sleeping over at Tapeworm's
- Carey Martin: [to Zack] And you're not?
- Zack Martin: No, we had a fight.
- Carey Martin: You and Tapeworm?
- Zack Martin: Me and Zack.
- Carey Martin: [looks at Cody] Are you wearing lipstick?
- Zack Martin: See that's what the fight was about. I put lipstick on him while he was taking a nap.
- Carey Martin: [to Zack] That wasn't very nice
- Carey Martin: [to Cody] and that's not your shade.
- Zack Martin: Told you.
- Zack Martin: I'm not going to let you throw this away. We've put too much in to it.
- Cody Martin: And by "we," you mean "me". I'm the one wearing a dress.
- Zack Martin: And you've never looked better.
- Zack Martin: This is a complete washout! All of the girls are stuck up, phony...
- Cody Martin: [about Rebecca] Don't talk about her like that! She's sweet, and she's pure, and everything that's good about life.
- Zack Martin: Cody, you just met her!
- Cody Martin: And yet, I know all I need to know about her.
- Zack Martin: Oh, yeah? What's her name?
- Cody Martin: Doh!
- Carey: What's wrong with your old bikes? They're still perfectly good.
- Zack Martin: Mom, they're tricycles.
- Zack Martin: [to Cody] You need to have confidence. You're such a loser. What's wrong with you.
- [smacks Cody on the shoulder]
- Zack Martin: Sorry I ruined it for you and Rebecca. I guess I was just being a selfish, greedy, goofball.
- Cody Martin: No. You weren't greedy.
- Cody Martin: I can't believe I thought that a girl could be more useful than a bike!
- Zack Martin: It's ok, buddy. We all make mistakes.
- Cody Martin: Well, I'm never making that mistake again! From now on, it's just you and me.