Danny Wells credited as playing...
Luigi
- Count Koopula: I'm taking you to Count Koopula's torture chamber, wax museum, and dungeon of horrors!
- Count Koopula: [Camera fades out and back in. Toad is tied to a rack. Luigi is strapped to a wall, his shoes are off, while a mechanical hand from a hole in the floor tickles his bare feet with a feather and Mario is chained to a table where a faucet is running water onto his face. Koopa is holding Toadstool by the arm] Say "ciao" to your friends, Princess Toadstool! That's "goodbye" in Italian, because when you see 'em again, you'll be a tomato sauce-sucking vampire, just like me!
- Princess Toadstool: [Koopa leaves up some stairs, taking Toadstool] But I hate tomatoes!
- Toad: I always wanted to be taller, but this is ridiculous! Ok
- Luigi: Hoohoohahahaha! And this tickle torture is not funny! Hoohoohahahoohoohoohoohoo!
- Mario: I hate leaks! Somebody call me a plumber!