Tommy Chong credited as playing...
Leo
- Eric: Okay, guys. Road trip checklist. Car: Check. Okay. We're good.
- Fez: Is there anything about Canada we need to know before we get there?
- Steven Hyde: Well, the beer is stronger and as a result, their women look prettier.
- Fez: Then let's haul ass to Canada!
- Eric: Okay. Shh. Fez, if my Dad finds out that we're going to Canada, uh, for beer, no less, he's gonna start killing people, okay? People like us. So, keep it down.
- Michael Kelso: [Runs up to the guys, yelling at the top of his voice] All right! Canada! Whoo-hoo! Beer!
- [blows his air horn]
- Eric: Kelso, you're not going.
- Michael Kelso: What! Why not?
- Steven Hyde: Because this is a risky mission and you tend to screw these things up.
- Michael Kelso: That is a damnable lie!
- Eric: Okay. Kelso, remember that time we were gonna put a flaming bag of dog poop in front of Principal Pridwell's door, and you lit it in the car on the way over?
- Michael Kelso: Yeah, I wanted to see it all flamey.
- Eric: And then you panicked and stepped on it.
- Michael Kelso: Eric, it was on fire!
- Eric: Okay, You're not going.
- Michael Kelso: No, no, no. Fine. I won't use the air horn, and I'll pay for the gas and the beer.
- Eric: I can't stay mad at you. Come on, you big lug.
- Leo: [already sitting in the back seat of the car] Hey, dudes.
- Steven Hyde: Leo, man! What are you doin' here?
- Leo: Sittin'. What are you doin' here?
- Steven Hyde: We're goin' to Canada to buy beer.
- Leo: Canada? Cool, man. I spent some time up there during 'Nam.
- Eric: Oh. Conscientious objector, huh?
- Leo: No, I didn't mind. Hey, a road trip sounds good, man, but I don't want nothin' to do with that beer. That stuff will mess with your mind, man.