Topher Grace credited as playing...
Eric Forman
- Eric Forman: Mr. Johnson, you gave that team of midgets an ass-whupping, sir!
- Rocky Johnson: You pile-drive a little guy and the whole crowd turns on you. And when you're standing there, wondering what they're booing about, you get bit on the kneecaps. Look at my knees! Midget bites!
- Reginald Red Forman: I wonder if you'd mind giving my son an autograph.
- Rocky Johnson's Manager: No. No autographs.
- Reginald Red Forman: Look, pal. I might be the only guy in here who's actually killed a man.
- Rocky Johnson's Manager: Give the kid an autograph. And then, no more autographs.
- Rocky Johnson: That's really nice, bringing your kid to a wrestling match. You know, I've got a son. And one day, he's gonna become the most electrifying man in sports entertainment.
- Reginald Red Forman: Yeah, good luck with that. Wanna make that out to Red Forman?
- Eric Forman: No. I don't think so. It's Eric Forman. Capital E, r-i-c.
- Reginald Red Forman: Yeah, but see, his nickname is Red.
- Eric Forman: No, it's not. It's Eric.
- Reginald Red Forman: Stop kidding around, Red!
- [upon arriving in Kenosha for the wrestling tournament]
- Reginald "Red" Forman: This is ridiculous. When we get home tonight, you better tell your mother that we had a *damn* good time.
- Eric Forman: So far, so good.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: And now I gotta go spend two dollars for a ten-cent beer.