Danny Masterson credited as playing...
Steven Hyde
- [Hyde and Eric walk into the bowling alley. Jill is sitting in a chair]
- Steven Hyde: Jill, what are you doing here?
- Eric Forman: All right. I confess. 'Twas me. I asked Jill to meet us here. Jill, Hyde's my friend. That's no reason to break up with him.
- Jill: What? He broke up with me. He said he had to spend time with you because of some brain inflammation that makes you act like a dillhole.
- [Hyde looks uncomfortable]
- Eric Forman: But... I don't have a brain thing.
- Steven Hyde: He forgets he has it. It's part of the disease.
- [Eric learns that Hyde's new girlfriend is history]
- Steven Hyde: She dumped me. She said she didn't like you. I told her, "Too bad, we're friends", and that was it.
- Eric Forman: Oh, man. I feel terrible. Is there anything I can do?
- Steven Hyde: I don't know, man. I kinda really liked her.
- Eric Forman: Hey, how does ten bucks sound?
- Steven Hyde: Forman, ten lousy bucks can't replace Jill.
- Eric Forman: Yeah. How 'bout twenty?
- Steven Hyde: Jill who?