Topher Grace credited as playing...
Eric Forman
- Eric Forman: Hey, Dad, it's my life, okay? I'm grown up now.
- Reginald "Red" Forman: [sarcastically] Grown up? Well, you sure say that a lot, so it must be true. Let me try it: "Hey, everybody, I'm Mr. Rogers!" But, wait! I'm not wearing a sweater! And I'm about to kick your ass!
- Reginald "Red" Forman: [to Eric, at the breakfast table] Now, when are you gonna grow up and start thinking about your future?
- Kitty Forman: [brings a glass of juice to the table] Now, Red, don't get upset so early. You won't enjoy your sausage and Tang.
- Eric Forman: [giggling] Sausage and Tang? Isn't that a little racy for breakfast?
- Kitty Forman: [completely clueless] I don't get it.
- Kitty Forman: [Red leaves, and Hyde comes in wearing a torn coat] I'm taking you shopping for a new coat. Here, here, take some Tang and go.
- Steven Hyde: [with a sly smile] Man, if I had a dollar for every time I heard a chick say that...
- Kitty Forman: [Kitty is more confused as the boys leave, laughing] What? What? Never turn down Tang! Growing boys need Tang! What is funny here?