Joyce DeWitt credited as playing...
Janet Wood
- Janet Wood: What's the matter?
- Chrissy Snow: Why?
- Janet Wood: Oh! You look so depressed.
- Chrissy Snow: I am.
- Jack Tripper: Well, hey, I know how to cheer you up. Chrissy, there was this monkey, you see...
- Chrissy Snow: Jack, I don't wanna be cheered up. That will only depress me.
- Jack Tripper: Oh.
- [gives confused frown at Janet]
- Janet Wood: [leans over table towards her friend] Chrissy, Chrissy, this isn't like you... Being depressed.
- Chrissy Snow: That's what's depressing me!
- Janet Wood: Oh.
- Chrissy Snow: Don't you understand? You both have good moods, bad moods, inbetween moods like normal people. I have to go through life all the time always being happy, always being cheerful, always being...
- Jack Tripper: Hold it, hold it! You're unhappy right now!
- Chrissy Snow: That doesn't count.
- Jack Tripper: Why?
- Chrissy Snow: Being unhappy because you're not unhappy is just as bad as being happy!
- Jack Tripper: Oh!
- [exasperated, plops his forehead down onto the table]
- Jack Tripper: Did that Indian giver really take his money back?
- Chrissy Snow: Jack, that's uncalled for. What a *terrible* way to talk about Rama Mageesh.
- Jack Tripper: I just wanna find out...
- Chrissy Snow: You should never joke about things you don't understand tlll you understand them, and even then you shouldn't joke about them because *you don't understand.* Understand?
- [out the room]
- Janet Wood: [to Jack] Nice going.
- Jack Tripper: What did I do?
- Chrissy Snow: Boy, you guys are dumb. That fake was coming on to me!
- Janet Wood: You knew that?
- Chrissy Snow: Janet, that wasn't his knees he was praying on!