John Ritter credited as playing...
Jack Tripper
- Jack Tripper: [comes out of bathroom, greets the two girls, wears something like a Speedo] Morning. How ya doing?
- Janet Wood: Aw, gee, do you have to walk around the house in your underwear?
- Jack Tripper: This is not underwear. It's my bathing suit. I ran out of clean shorts.
- Janet Wood: Oh...
- [checks]
- Janet Wood: well... in that case, it's all right.
- Jack Tripper: Why wasn't it all right before?
- Janet Wood: Because before I thought it was your underwear.
- Jack Tripper: Yeah, but it's still the same shorts. You can't tell the difference.
- Chrissy Snow: [laughter in her voice] I can.
- Jack Tripper: How?
- Chrissy Snow: Because your underpants have giraffes on them.
- Janet Wood: You don't catch us walking around in the apartment in our underwear.
- Jack Tripper: You've been too quick for me.
- Jack Tripper: What we've gotta do is raise the money for last month's rent.
- Janet Wood: That was last month's rent. We're already a month behind.
- [both sigh]
- Jack Tripper: Well, we gotta raise the money somehow.
- [Janet sighs]
- Jack Tripper: Maybe we could sell something.
- Chrissy Snow: I've only got one thing worth selling and I was hoping to save that till I got married.
- [the other two look at her in shocked silence]
- Chrissy Snow: My grandmother's wedding ring