David Jason credited as playing...
Insp. Jack Frost
- Insp. Jack Frost: [On leaving a strip club after speaking to one of the foreign Dancers] Oh, by the way. Where do you come from?
- Dancer: Ruislip and before that Warsaw.
- Insp. Jack Frost: Oh? So you're a proper Pole Dancer then.
- Dr. Mckenzie: And it looks like he choked on his own vomit?
- Insp. Jack Frost: Well better than choking on someone else's vomit.
- Dr. Mckenzie: And it appears that his underpants were put on backwards
- Insp. Jack Frost: [Surprised] Backwards?
- Dr. Mckenzie: Yes Inspector. Back to front.
- Insp. Jack Frost: Makes it a bit tricky after a curry that.
- Insp. Jack Frost: Did you study electronics at university?
- D.C. Tranter: No, sir, geography actually.
- Insp. Jack Frost: Really? Well, that's very handy, because you'll be able to get to the canteen and get me a bacon and egg sandwich. Chop-chop.
- Insp. Jack Frost: [Walking into his office and meeting his new partner] You are either a tailor's dummy, or you are Speedy Fitz-Tranter, and you're sitting in my chair!
- Insp. Jack Frost: Look, just get me the cheapest. Thank you.
- [He's given another pair of sneakers]
- Insp. Jack Frost: How much are these?
- Kenny: 30.
- Insp. Jack Frost: That's more like it.
- Kenny: They're unique.
- Insp. Jack Frost: Unique? Why do you say that?
- Kenny: Because you're the only person that's ever bought a pair.
- Insp. Jack Frost: [Looking at the photos on the office wall] Are all these greyhounds yours?
- Edward D'arblay: Not that it's any of your business, but yes.
- Insp. Jack Frost: [Annoyed] Everything is my business.
- [shouting]
- Insp. Jack Frost: I'm conducting a murder inquiry!
- Julie Brown: [Questioning his enrollment in the exercise program] Why are you really doing this?
- Insp. Jack Frost: Well, I thought it might be rather ice to hear the sound of heavy breathing once again.