Corbin Bernsen: Eric Weiss

Quotes 

• Eric Weiss : Well, Celeste, do you mind if we decompose your subatomic particles and rearrange them in the time-and-space continuum?

  Celeste : You mean make me disappear? I think I might like that...

  [the audience, including Tess, laughs] 

• Eric Weiss : [to Monica]  Never change the act without my permission.

• Eric Weiss : I've waited my whole life for this moment. Or maybe it's been waiting for me. The moment of truth.