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John Paul Tremblay and Mike Smith in Conky (2004)

Conky: Self

Conky

Trailer Park Boys

Conky credited as playing...

Self

Quotes7

  • Nurse: And what is your problem, sir?
  • Ricky: Well, now I can't smoke. That's my first problem. I have a busted nose, which I now have a rag glued to. And a fuckin' truck glued to my hand! How's that for a start?
  • Conky: And he's fucked in the head. He needs a brain transplant.
  • Conky: Why don't you just shoot off your gun some more, very recklessly like? Idiot!
  • Ricky: Did you just call me an idiot, Conky? Huh?
  • Conky: Maybe I did... Reveen.
  • Ricky: Alright, "Reveen" is taking it a little too far, alright, you little fucker?
  • Conky: [singing] He's the fucking man they call...
  • Julian: Don't say it, Bubbles.
  • Conky: [singing] Reveeeeeeen.
  • Conky: [after Julian stops Ricky from shooting him] Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used... Patrick Swayze.
  • Julian: That's not funny, bubbles.
  • Conky: [singing] Ohh, my Julian, my handsome Julian, Patrick Swayze, you were so fucking sexy in Roadhouse, and fucking Dirty Dancing.
  • [He gets shot by Julian]
  • Bubbles: [surprised] Oh my god! Julian, what happened?
  • Julian: I'm sorry, buddy. You were going crazy on us, man.
  • Conky: You're not gonna listen to Ricky, are you, Bubbles? You're a lot smarter than he is.
  • Bubbles: Conky, don't start.
  • Conky: Well, well, well, what do we have here? Jim Lahey's car is at the vet.
  • Bubbles: What's Lahey doing here?
  • Conky: Why don't you go find out, Bubbles, or are you too scared?
  • Bubbles: Conky, you'd better fuck off, I'm telling you.
  • Conky: Fuck off? You just remember I call the shots here, Bubbles. You got it?
  • Bubbles: Yes, Conky.
  • Conky: Good.
  • Conky: Luckily I don't need oxygen to live underwater like you do, *stupid*!
  • Conky: Oh yes! I'd love to go on an adventure with Julian and... RRRRRRICKYYYYY!
  • Orderly: Crazy octo-eyed motherfuckers!
  • Conky: Frig off, Washington!

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