Robb Wells credited as playing...
- Ricky: [to police] I'm not going to jail. You know who's going to jail? You guys are. Not me, you guys are.
- Ricky: [Cuts to Ricky in jail] So apparently they have this new rule that says because I'm on probation I can't have any dope at all which is fucked.
- [Dragging Corey and Trevor behind their weed-filled van in a totalled car]
- Bubbles: There we go. See how she has more power once you get her over the hill?
- [Starts looking in the mirrors worriedly, realizes that Corey and Trevor are gone]
- Bubbles: Um, boys, I don't mean to worry you but, we might have a slight problem here, let me just pull over for a moment.
- Ricky: What's wrong Bubbles?
- Bubbles: Chain broke.
- Ricky: Holy fuck those guys fuck up a lot.
- Ricky: [to Trevor who is trapped in a burning car] Let's go, smokes.
- Ricky: [Calling Corey and Trevor] Papa Bear to Dick and Weed.
- Ricky: Holy fuck boys I'm baked but I think I just saw Lahey wearing a dress in the middle of the fucking woods!
- Ricky: [after surviving an explosion] I must be fire retarded or something.
- Bubbles: I fuckin' hate harvesting. I like planting the things, and waterin' em, lookin' after em, talking to them, I don't like fucking harvesting.
- Ricky: You like smoking them though don't you?
- Bubbles: I like smoking them.
- Ricky: Knock knock, Lahey.
- Jim Lahey: Who's there, Ricky?
- Ricky: A drunk trailer park supervisor with fucking guns and dynamite, drunk with a fucking dress on who's going fucking back to jail, for a long fucking time!