Edgar Stehli credited as playing...
Prof. Sam Kittridge
- Professor Sam Kittridge: I thought if a man lived forever, he'd grow wiser. But that isn't true, is it?
- Prof. Walter Jameson: You just go on living, that's all.
- Professor Sam Kittridge: I'll tell her!
- Prof. Walter Jameson: She won't believe you. Nobody would. You won't believe it yourself by tomorrow morning.
- Professor Sam Kittridge: [Walter reveals he is a man in a Civil War photograph] How old are you, Walter?
- Prof. Walter Jameson: You wouldn't believe me.
- Professor Sam Kittridge: I can believe anything now.
- Prof. Walter Jameson: All right. Let's say I'm old enough to have met this gentleman personally.
- [points to a marble bust of a Greek philosopher]
- Professor Sam Kittridge: Plato? But that was over two thousand years ago!