Marin Hinkle credited as playing...
Judith Harper
- Charlie: [answers the door] Hey, Judith. Alan's at work.
- Judith Harper: [really upset] I know where Alan is. I came to talk to *you*.
- Charlie: Me? But you don't like me.
- Judith Harper: I don't.
- Charlie: [smiling] I like you.
- Judith Harper: Jake's fourth grade class was given a simple assignment: draw something interesting you see around the house. One child drew a record player, another drew a parrot. My son drew this.
- Judith Harper: [gets a picture out of her purse] A woman's behind with a butterfly tattoo.
- Charlie: [pensively] On the right cheek. I'll have to just act surprised.
- Judith Harper: I asked him where he saw this. He said, "In Uncle Charlie's kitchen."
- Charlie: Well, you gotta admit, it beats the hell out of a parrot!