Ant credited as playing...
Barry
- Madolyn: [near hysterical, hair in tatters] I fell asleep during study hall, and somebody cut my hair!
- Barry: Oh my God! I can fix this!
- [in his bag, all the necessary hair-styling accessories]
- Tiffany Malloy: Every school should have a Barry.
- Barry: [chuckling gaily] Oh, every school does.
- Tiffany Malloy: You know, this is the third time this month a girl has had her hair brutally chopped off. Why can't he just kill people, like they do at other schools?
- Barry: [gushing to victim as he holds up the mirror] Doesn't it look fabulous?
- [dismayed girl runs off in shame]
- Tiffany Malloy: [to a glum-looking group of girls] Did you hear? The Halloween Hair Hacker is still on the loose.
- [on closer inspection, they all have very bad haircuts]
- Tiffany Malloy: Sorry.
- [tiptoes away]
- Amber Moss: Forget about the Halloween Hair Hacker. There's gonna be an eclipse in a few minutes.
- [everything goes dark, screams ring out, and when visibility returns, Amber is shielding her hair with a textbook and Tiffany is still swinging her handbag defensively over her crowning glory]
- Sable O'Brien: [Ryan is clutching her] Get off me!
- Ryan Malloy: [stroking her long blond hair] But I'm protecting you! Yet, it's odd, it feels so... so safe and warm.
- [he is sitting on her lap, and she dumps him contemptuously onto the floor]
- Tiffany Malloy: Calm down, everybody, it was just the eclipse. Thank God it wasn't the maniac!
- Michelle: [comes running in] Aah! Look what happened!
- [her hair has been slashed off]
- Barry: [comes running in] The cutter struck again! I'll fix it!
- [ushers the latest victim away]
- Amber Moss: [meekly] Who could be doing such a horrible thing?
- Tiffany Malloy: Oh my God. The Hair Hacker's got everyone but us. We're the only girls left with long hair.
- Sable O'Brien: Why's everyone looking at us?
- Tiffany Malloy: I guess somebody's gotta say it. The Halloween Hair Hacker must be one of us.
- Ryan Malloy: Yup. You're the only three that make any sense.
- [weird janitor behind him is pruning a mop with garden shears]