Jason Bateman credited as playing...
David Hogan
- Michael Hogan: [after recounting the horrible flight he just piloted] I tell you, by the time the plane landed, I was ready to murder someone!... Hi, Dave.
- David Hogan: [kneeling and hugging his father, very apologetic] Dad, I'm sorry!
- Michael Hogan: What? Why, it's not your fault, Dave. What's the matter with him?
- David Hogan: I didn't mean to - I know I was wrong! And I promise I'll never take your car, even if my life depended on it! But I'll make it up to you, Dad; please, please - you gotta forgive me!
- Michael Hogan: Forgive you, David? What fo... My caaaar? Val, he said something about my car!
- Valerie Hogan: Here's what happened, Mike. He took the car out for a short ride...
- Michael Hogan: He *what*?
- David Hogan: Yeah. And I was in an accident.
- Michael Hogan: An accident?
- Valerie Hogan: Yes. A bad accident. And although he's fine, the car was totalled.
- Michael Hogan: Totalled? How totalled?
- Valerie Hogan: Totally totalled.
- Michael Hogan: Totally totalled?
- Valerie Hogan: Wrecked, Mike. Bashed. Gone. Pfft. The car is no more.
- David Hogan: [suddenly hugging him with Valerie in between them] I'm sorry, Dad!
- Michael Hogan: Oh, wait a minute. OK - ha ha ha; bad joke, guys.
- Valerie Hogan: Oh, no - we're not joking. We're not, honey; would that it *were* a joke. We have pictures here that we took for the insurance company.
- Michael Hogan: [he looks at the photos she hands him] What is this?
- David Hogan: It's your car.
- Michael Hogan: This? *This*? This is not my car. No, how can this be my car?
- Valerie Hogan: Well, if you sort of put the pictures together like that, then you can see that it, uh - it's, uh...
- Michael Hogan: [with grief in his voice] My car!
- Mark Hogan: [Val has suggested that Mark and Willie play a game while they have chicken pox] Dave, will you play with us?
- David Hogan: Sure. Give me a pen, and I can play connect the dots on your face.
- David Hogan: Her car broke down, and she wants me to give her a ride to work. She needs me.
- Willie Hogan: She's using you.
- David Hogan: I hope so.