Guinn 'Big Boy' Williams credited as playing...
Calvin Bryngelson
- Calvin Bryngelson: I'm afraid the good folks got hoodwinked back in St Joe, darn conniving salespeople from the cities. This ain't no way to put a steel rim on a wagon wheel.
- Major Seth Adams: How long do you figure it'll take to fix 'em, Cal?
- Calvin Bryngelson: Well, you've got 46 rims hanging on by spit and wire. By time I set up a forge, oh, I'd say, minimum three days.
- Calvin Bryngelson: Huh. Look at this bolts. There's your modern ways for ya. People just don't take pride in their work no more. Bolting an iron rim on wagons' wheels instead of sweating them on like they should've. No wonder half your wagons is running on their wood.
- Calvin Bryngelson: If I wasn't looking right at it, I'd never have believed it.
- Vincent Eaglewood: It was devised during the reign of Emperor Claudius in Rome, a mathematician named Felicitus Aquarius invented it. Oddly enough, for his trouble, he was sent into exile on the island of Crete. But do not think this man was never heard of again, for two years later, he had invented the famous snag-proof loom.