Bradley Whitford credited as playing...
Josh Lyman
- C.J. Cregg: Let me explain something to you; this is sort of my field. The people on these sites: they're the cast of One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest. The muumuu wearing Parliament smoker? That's Nurse Ratched. When Nurse Ratched's unhappy the patients are unhappy. You? You're McMurphy! You swoop in there with your card games and your fishing trips...
- Josh Lyman: I didn't swoop in! I came in exactly the same way everybody else did.
- C.J. Cregg: Well, now I'm telling you to open the ward room window and climb on out before they give you a pre-frontal lobotomy and I have to smother you with a pillow.
- Josh Lyman: You're Chief Brom...
- C.J. Cregg: I'm Chief Bromden yes at this particular moment. I'm assigning an intern from the press office to that website. They're going to check it every night before they go home. If they discover you've been there, I'm going to shove a motherboard so far up your ass... what?
- Josh Lyman: Well, technically, I outrank you.
- C.J. Cregg: So far up your ass!