Allison Janney credited as playing...
C.J. Cregg
- Greg Brock: Who's the new White House Chief of Staff?
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: You know so much, you tell me?
- Greg Brock: I'm hearing Will Bailey.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Then you should have your hearing checked.
- Greg Brock: Had a one-on-one with the President yesterday. First time all year. Knows the military, which Josh and Toby don't.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: First of all it's Leo. Second, Josh and Toby know every inch of the government: military, industrial, animal, mineral.
- Greg Brock: Lots of folks can manage down, Will's proven he can manage up. A fully fledged adult.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Again, it's Leo. But Josh and Toby are both adult, responsible, highly intelligent...
- [Josh walks in addressing CJ]
- Josh Lyman: You can throw me in a vat of custard with a chocolate-covered snorkel.
- Josh Lyman: [shouts] It's gonna be you and me this weekend baby, and you are wearing a floppy hat!
- [last lines]
- President Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: C.J., I need you to do something for me.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: What's that?
- President Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: Jump off a cliff. We'll talk about it on the ride back.
- Toby Ziegler: Look, we're in the middle of an intersection without a traffic cop. If we want, we can run things through me.
- Josh Lyman: If we want?
- Toby Ziegler: I'm talking about a process.
- Josh Lyman: And if we want to sacrifice livestock in your name?
- Toby Ziegler: Fine. A decision-making tree.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: How about you be the Communications director, you be the Deputy Chief of Staff; we can use the old barn for a stage.