Ryan Stiles credited as playing...
Self
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Sound Effects"] How are you?
- Colin Mochrie: [playing Ryan's heavily-pregnant wife] You know...
- [sighs]
- Colin Mochrie: maybe if we do a little more walking, it'll get the process going.
- Ryan Stiles: Let's go on the rollercoaster. That'll get the baby going.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Sound Effects", one of the audience members makes a baby crying noise] It's the cops!
- [mimes shooting]
- Colin Mochrie: No no, don't shoot, don't shoot!
- Ryan Stiles: No cop's gonna keep my baby from coming into this world!
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Sound Effects"] Taxi! Taxi!
- [one of the audience members makes a screech sound effect]
- Ryan Stiles: Everyone's-
- [to Colin, playing Ryan's heavily-pregnant wife]
- Ryan Stiles: Put your pants back on! Everyone's screamin' at you with a baby hangin' out of you like that! Taxi!
- Drew Carey: [after "Doo Wop"] That was great, Colin. I love the way your cheeks go "buh buh buh buh".
- Colin Mochrie: Thank you.
- Ryan Stiles: You can even see 'em from behind, they're on the sides of his head.
- [to Colin]
- Ryan Stiles: I'm saying it's a gift.
- Colin Mochrie: [miffed look] Yeah.
- Drew Carey: You're like that guy in the wind tunnel.
- [Colin demonstrates again; Drew offers a $100 bill, but Colin waves to decline]
- Drew Carey: Oh, nobody wants...?
- [Drew stands up and tosses it into the crowd]
- Ryan Stiles: [as audience member, miming punching another audience member] That's MY dollar!
- Drew Carey: [after "Let's Make a Date"] Colin... Colin...
- [approaches Colin with a $100 bill]
- Drew Carey: Another $100 here, buddy.
- Colin Mochrie: Thanks.
- Drew Carey: Thanks.
- [gives Colin the $100 bill and kisses him on the lips]
- Ryan Stiles: That's just dirty money now.
- Drew Carey: How bad you want it, Mochrie? Come on, get your dirty money.