Colin Mochrie credited as playing...
Self
- Colin Mochrie: [after "Living Scenery", where Colin caused Wayne to giggle when he tweaked his nipples] Wayne's really ticklish.
- Wayne Brady: Yes, I am ticklish.
- Drew Carey: Good to know.
- [chuckles]
- Drew Carey: [after "Helping Hands", where Colin accidentally spilled hot coffee on his hands] You know, this is how crazy I was watching that: I thought- I was wondering why Ryan wasn't screaming when the coffee hit his hands.
- Ryan Stiles: Well, a week from now, people will ask me: "Did it hurt when you poured coffee on yourself?"
- Drew Carey: Yeah, that's what I was thinking: I was thinking, why isn't Colin going "Ow"? I forgot that Colin had his hands through, I thought Ryan...
- Colin Mochrie: [interrupting] I had my mouth in his back, screaming.
- Drew Carey: I thought Ryan would be going, "Ooh, my hands", 'cause I thought, "Ryan, are you okay when you poured that...?"
- Ryan Stiles: I didn't feel a thing.
- Drew Carey: Well it looks like The Tickler will be out of action for quite some time.
- [referencing Colin playing the "Batman" villain The Tickler in "Party Quirks"]
- Wayne Brady: [in "Hoedown", about magicians]
- [singing]
- Wayne Brady: I've always wanted to be a magician all my life, / I'd go around the house goin' "Hey, surprise!", doing those things to my wife. / I want to go to Vegas, her I do annoy, / If I was one half of an act, it'd be Siegfried and Leroy!
- Drew Carey: [singing] Hoedowns about magicians are really hard to do. / It's hard to think of one verse, let alone even two. / Let me tell you something that'll give you a little laugh: /
- [turns to Wayne]
- Drew Carey: If you take a rhyme again, I'm gonna saw your ass in half.
- Ryan Stiles: There goes mine. Thank you, Drew.
- Colin Mochrie: [singing] I am a great magician, I have this... special hex. / I can take a man, and make him change his sex. / It really is quite simple, the best trick in the world: / I just tickle Wayne's bum, and he screams like a girl.
- Ryan Stiles: [singing] Colin wants to be a magician, and I think he should. / The only problem is, he's not very good. / He really sucks, he's the worst in the land. / His best trick is pouring hot coffee on his hand.