Wayne Brady credited as playing...
Self
- Chip Esten: [after "Title Sequence", where Chip accidentally sang "Mel Gibson and the Professor" instead of "Mel Gibson and the Wrestler"] He was a very smart wrestler.
- Drew Carey: Yeah.
- [laughs]
- Chip Esten: His wrestling NAME... was "The Professor", is the funny thing.
- Drew Carey: Oh man...
- Wayne Brady: Let's air THAT one!
- Drew Carey: [to Chip] Well, a thousand points to the tenth power to you.
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "The winning entries in the hillbilly poetry competition."
- Ryan Stiles: People say our love is a bunch of phooey, but when I want you, I yell "Sooie!"
- Wayne Brady: When you're gone, if you I miss, no one I love more than my mama-sis.
- Ryan Stiles: You are the one, you are my lady. I like you more than a naked Ned Beatty.
- Colin Mochrie: By the lake of Gitchi-Gumi, shot a squirrel and ate it.