Brian Doyle-Murray credited as playing...
Coach Snyder
- Coach Snyder: I was gonna tell you, they're splittin' me open and stickin' in a pacemaker. It's alright as long as nobody- hey, get away from that microwave!
- Helen Chapel: It's a toaster oven.
- Coach Snyder: In that case, Toots, toss in a bagel - and don't be stingy with the cream cheese!
- [Takes a cigarette out of a pack]
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Coach, you're still smoking?
- Coach Snyder: Oh, I cut down to two packs a day - that lung I had removed scared the hell out of me!