Lynda Carter credited as playing...
Diana Prince • Wonder Woman
- Pat: Now, look, miss: I told the police and Wonder Woman everythin' that I know.
- Diana Prince: Yes, but you didn't tell her what you were doing in the back of that truck.
- Pat: I was goin' to rent the truck, and I accidentally locked myself i...
- [he breaks off and looks narrowly at Diana]
- Pat: Now how would you know what I told Wonder Woman?
- Pat: [Wonder Woman inspects the empty box in which Bonelli's men had trapped Pat O'Hanlon] Would you be looking for someone, Miss Wonder Wonder?
- Wonder Woman: [Looking puzzled] Well, yes. As a matter of fact, I was looking for you, Mr. O'Hanlon.
- Pat: Oh, you thought I was one place, when actually I was somewhere else. A common enough mistake. That thief, Bonelli, thought the same thing.
- Wonder Woman: What are you doing in here?
- Pat: Getting me gold.
- Wonder Woman: Well, if you had cooperated with Diana Prince before... she might've been able to help you.
- Pat: [Pointing his finger at Wonder Woman] Don't you bandy words with me, Wonder Woman. You, of all people, should know the rules under which I must operate.
- [Walks away, leaving Wonder Woman looking shocked after his smart-ass remark]
- Wonder Woman: Well, eh, do you have any idea where they went?
- Pat: If I knew that, do you think I'd be standing here?
- Wonder Woman: Mr. O'Hanlon, this is the center of Bonelli's operations, isn't it?
- Pat: It is that. Would care for a tour? Follow me, ma'am.
- [Wonder Woman follows him to a desk]
- Pat: Now here's where he conducted his business.
- [starts looking through some papers]
- Wonder Woman: Well, I think I might have an idea, where Mr. Thackery is conducting his.
- Pat: Oh. Where's that?
- Wonder Woman: [while scribbling on a pad with a pencil, to see what was written on the previous page] Well, if we're lucky, it's near here, and that's where the gold is headed. And so are we. By we I mean the IADC and several squad cars, Mr. O'Hanlon. 'Cause, I'd like for you to call Steve Trevor at the IADC, and...
- [O'Hanlon has disappeared]
- Gino: [Diana is undercover as a security agent] I just can't get over it.
- Diana Prince: What's that?
- Gino: A woman being an agent with the AIDC.
- Diana Prince: It's the IADC. What? You don't approve?
- Gino: Oh, sure... It's just gonna take some time to get used to it.
- Diana Prince: Well don't take too much time, Gino.
- Gino: Why not?
- Diana Prince: Well, you might get replaced. By a woman.
- [wiggles her eyebrows]
- Pat: Now what did you do that for?
- Wonder Woman: I just saved your life!
- Pat: You let them get away, is what you did.
- [puts on his hat]
- Pat: Gah! Interfering women.
- [gnashes his teeth]
- [last lines]
- Wonder Woman: Mr. O'Hanlan, how did you do that?
- Pat: Ah, we all have our little secrets, don't we, Miss Wonder Woman?
- [Wonder Woman's smile tuns into a look of surprise, until O'Hanlan starts laughing. Then she flashes her enchanting smile just in time for the final freeze frame]
- Wonder Woman: [snares culprit with Golden Lasso] Your travels are over, Charlie.
- [opens his suitcase]
- Wonder Woman: Where are the plates?
- Courier: They're on the dog. In the vest. But you're too late, Wonder Woman.
- [behind them, jumbo jet takes off]
- Wonder Woman: [after saving Pat from being run over by the truck] Are you all right?
- Pat O'Hanlon: Now what did you do that for?
- Wonder Woman: I just saved your life.
- Pat O'Hanlon: You let them get away is what you did!
- Diana Prince: Lisa, are you really good friends with Pat?
- Lisa: Oh, yes. Well, I like to think so. But I'm sometimes not sure about him.
- Diana Prince: If you really care about him, you'll tell me about those men who wanted to hurt him.
- Lisa: But I promised not to.
- Diana Prince: You don't wanna see Pat hurt, do you?
- Lisa: Are you a policeman? I mean, a police-person?
- Diana Prince: [smiles] Well, sort of.
- Lisa: Some men tried to take Pat's gold.
- Diana Prince: How much gold does he have?
- Lisa: Oh, a lot. He has a big old-fashioned pot of it, filled to the brim. I saw it by mistake once. I shouldn't say this, but... I think Pat's a leprechaun. They always have a pot of gold.
- Diana Prince: A leprechaun?
- Lisa: Oh, forget it. I was just playing another little dumb game. You won't tell Pat I said that, will you?
- Diana Prince: No, I won't say a thing. And I promise I won't let anyone hurt him either. Okay?