Bette Ford credited as playing...
Aunt Muriel
- Aunt Muriel: [as Kevin dances with Muriel] Ooh, your arms are so strong. I bet you could pick me up like a feather.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Sure, one of those rare 180 pound feathers!
- Aunt Muriel: You wanna try?
- Kevin Arnold: No! No, I better not.
- Aunt Muriel: Why don't you lead for a while?
- Kevin Arnold: Uh, actually I gotta go. Thanks for the dance though.
- Aunt Muriel: Sure thing, lamb chop.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: And then, just as things looked hopeless; a miracle. Suddenly nothing stood between me and destiny...
- Aunt Muriel: [stepping across Kevin's path] There you are, handsome!
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: ...nothing but Mrs Robinson's stunt double.
- Aunt Muriel: Is it time for my dance yet?
- Kevin Arnold: Uh...
- [Muriel pushes Kevin towards the dance floor]