Bentley Mitchum credited as playing...
Brian Cooper
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Oh God, I was an animal! Watching her eat the ham, I felt, how could I be having these feelings? Did it show? Could people see through me? What would Brian think?
- Brian Cooper: So, you're at my funeral and all you can think about is my little sister?
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Of course he would think I was scum.
- Brian Cooper: [smiling] You're a man after my own heart.