David Duchovny credited as playing...
Fox Mulder
- Scully: What about your family?
- Fox Mulder: Well, aside from the need for corrective lenses and a tendency to be abducted by extraterrestrials involved in an international governmental conspiracy, the Mulder family passes genetic muster.
- Fox Mulder: Well, just find yourself a man with a spotless genetic make-up and a really high tolerance for being second-guessed and start pumping out the little uber-Scullies.
- Fox Mulder: Is there some secret farmer trick to gettin' these things moving?
- Scully: Naa-ram-ewe. Naa-ram-ewe.
- Fox Mulder: Yeah, that'll work!
- Scully: I baby-sat my nephew this weekend. He watches Babe 15 times a day.
- Fox Mulder: Sheriff Taylor implied that the boys in that family were not really the type that could easily get dates.
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: By the way, this is my deputy, Barney.
- Fox Mulder: Fife?
- Deputy Barney Paster: Paster!