Adrian Edmondson credited as playing...
Vyvyan
- Rick: Absolutely pathetic! There's nothing on at all! Humph! Don't know why we bother to pay our licence!
- Mike TheCoolPerson: We don't.
- Rick: But haven't we got a licence?
- Mike TheCoolPerson: No.
- Rick: But that makes me a criminal! Right on! Yeah, this will shake them up at the Anarchists Society! Occupying the refectories! So what? This is the real stuff! I'm a fugitive! A desperado! I'm going to form a new union society, right? With me a president! 'People Who Don't Pay Their TV Licences Against the Nazis!' This is only the beginning!
- Vyvyan Basterd: What are you going to do, Rick? Burn your bra?
- Rick: Well, someone's got to do it, Vyvyan. It's very easy to sit on your backside, isn't it?
- Vyvyan Basterd: Not if you haven't got a bottom!
- Right Bleeding Bastard: Right, where's this telly. Ah-hah! So you do have it! You little runt! The old trick, eh? Eat the telly before I get a chance to nick you!
- Vyvyan Basterd: It's a toaster.
- Right Bleeding Bastard: It's a telly you yobbo. Give it back I want to Nick ya!