Nancy Cartwright credited as playing...
Bart Simpson • Nelson Muntz
- [Flanders, a zombie, approaches Homer]
- Ned Flanders: Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?
- [Homer kills Flanders by blasting him apart with a shotgun as Marge gasps in shock]
- Bart: Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders.
- Homer: He was a zombie?
- Homer Simpson: That doll tried to kill me!
- Bart Simpson: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?
- [a headless zombie enters the Simpson home, groaning. All the party-goers scream... then Ned Flanders's head pops out of the zombie's neck]
- Ned Flanders: Hi, fellow Halloweenies! Did I scarededly-dare you?
- Grampa: [gasping, clutching his heart] Ah... gol-durn it!
- Bart: Nice try, Mr. Flanders, but I've got a story so scary, you'll wet your pants.
- Grampa: Too late.
- Grampa: [after Homer botches his story] Homer! I've coughed up scarier stuff than that!
- Bart: Grampa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.
- Grampa: THAT'S A LIE, AND YOU KNOW IT!
- [scene fades to black and white]
- Grampa: But I have seen a lot of movies...
- ["King Homer" title card]
- Bart Simpson: Hey Homer, where's your present?
- Homer Simpson: D'ohh! I mean... D'ohhn't worry son, I forgot to get you a present. But I swear on my father's grave...
- Grampa: Hey!