Anne Hathaway credited as playing...
Maggie Murdock
- Maggie Murdock: I'm gonna need you more than you need me.
- Jamie Randall: That's okay.
- Maggie Murdock: [crying] No it's not! It isn't *fair*! I have places to go!
- Jamie Randall: You'll go there. I just may have to carry you.
- Maggie Murdock: ...I can't ask you to do that.
- Jamie Randall: You didn't.
- Jamie Randall: I'm full of shit, okay? No I'm... I'm *knowingly* full of shit. Because, uh... because uh, uh... I have... I have *never* cared about anybody or anything in my entire life. And the thing is, everybody just kind of accepted that. Like, "That's just Jamie." And then you!... Jesus. *You*. You. You didn't see me that way. I have never known anyone who actually believed that I was enough. Until I met you. And then you made me believe it, too. So, uh... unfortunately... I need you. And you need me.
- Maggie Murdock: No I don't.
- Jamie Randall: Yes you do.
- Maggie Murdock: No I don't.
- Jamie Randall: *Yes*, you do.
- Maggie Murdock: Stop it, stop saying that.
- Jamie Randall: You need someone to take care of you.
- Maggie Murdock: No, I don't!
- Jamie Randall: Everybody does.
- Maggie Murdock: What's your game?
- Jamie Randall: My game?
- Maggie Murdock: Oh I'm sorry. Right. This is the part where we talk about where we come from and what we majored in in college.
- Jamie Randall: You have beautiful eyes.
- Maggie Murdock: That's it? That's the best you got?
- Jamie Randall: I'm serious. They're beautiful.
- Maggie Murdock: Let's go.
- Jamie Randall: Excuse me?
- Maggie Murdock: You want to close right? You want to get laid?
- Jamie Randall: Now?
- Maggie Murdock: Oh right, right, right. I'm supposed to act like I don't know if it's right. So then you tell me that there is no right or wrong. It's just the moment. And then I tell you that I can't while actually signalling to you that I can, which you don't need because you're not really listening. Because this isn't about connection for you. This isn't even about sex for you. This is about finding an hour or two of relief from the pain of being you. And that's fine with me, see, because all I want is the exact same thing.
- Maggie Murdock: I'm sorry, I'm sorry I know it's late.
- [Shewalks in and takes off her coat to reveal her naked body to Jamie not realizing Josh is there too]
- Jamie Randall: Oh my god!
- Josh Randall: OH MY GOD!
- Maggie Murdock: OH MY GOD!
- [falls to the floor struggling to cover herself]
- Jamie Randall: [Looks at Josh] OH MY GOD!
- Josh Randall: I didn't see anything. My glasses are off.
- Jamie Randall: JOSH, TURN AROUND!
- Josh Randall: [Turns around on the couch and talks with his hand] Hi, I'm Josh a pleasure to meet you.
- Jamie Randall: [on the bus] I need you.
- Maggie Murdock: Please go away.
- Jamie Randall: I drove a really long way to say that!
- Maggie Murdock: What, am I supposed to be impressed?
- Jamie Randall: I don't know, yes?