Jason Earles credited as playing...
Jackson Stewart
- Jackson Stewart: Hey Hannah, I thought my little lady here could use a souvenir.
- Hannah Montana: Jackson get out of here!
- [throws a roll of toilet paper]
- Jackson Stewart: For you. Told you we were tight.
- [gives Miley/Hannah the evil eye]
- Miley Stewart: Next time try something with sleeves and deodorant
- [plugs her nose]
- Jackson Stewart: If you got it flaunt it!
- Fairmaine: I love you Hannah Montana!
- Jackson Stewart: Do you mind? I am on the phone here, all right? I've got a life too you know. And I would appreciate it if I could have one conversation without hearing the words Hannah Montana.
- [on the phone]
- Jackson Stewart: Yeah, that's right girl, I know Hannah Montana!
- [Hannah/Miley rolls her eyes]
- Jackson Stewart: And I got two incredible tickets for tomorrow night, great we'll see you then!
- [hangs up phone and turns to Hannah/Miley]
- Jackson Stewart: I need two incredible seats for tomorrow night!
- Hannah Montama: Sorry, I'm sold out!
- Jackson Stewart: Dad!
- Robbie Stewart: Hey think about it this way Miley, he goes out with the girl, they fall in love, they get married and he moves out.
- Hannah Montama: [tosses her jacket on the couch turns to Robbie and Jackson and points both index fingers at them] You've got the tickets
- Miley Stewart: [phone rings] Hello?
- Lilly Truscott: [yelling] Hey it's me, landing in twenty seconds!
- Miley Stewart: Great!
- Miley Stewart: Lilly alert in 18 seconds!
- [takes off wig and jacket grabs another jacket and puts it on]
- Jackson Stewart: She's your best friend Miley, sooner or later your gonna have to tell her your Hannah Montana.
- Miley Stewart: I pick later!
- Robbie Stewart: 9 seconds, get the juice!
- Miley Stewart: Got it!
- Robbie Stewart: Good!
- Robbie Stewart: 3!
- Jackson Stewart: [opens the door] 2!
- Miley Stewart: 1!
- Lilly Truscott: Guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town! Miley, you and I, I being your best friend, are going to see, the one, the only, Hannah Montana! Woo!
- [Miley's eyes double in size]
- Lilly Truscott: You're not screaming, why aren't you screaming?
- Jackson Stewart: Oh believe me, she's screaming on the inside.
- [Robbie wraps his arm around Jackson's mouth]
- Jackson Stewart: [Miley screams in her head]
- Jackson Stewart: [trying on Hannah's outfit] I don't know. I think it makes me look a little big in the hips.
- Fermine: Please. Let's not blame the dress.
- Jackson Stewart: [Jackson enters wearing one of Hannah Montana's dresses] I'm not getting paid enough for this.
- Miley Stewart: [Miley and Lily are both mortified as they look at Jackson] Neither am I.