Trey Parker credited as playing...
Stan Marsh • Eric Cartman • Mr. Garrison • Paul Topp • Randy Marsh • Lydia Melman • Tom the News Readerh • Grandpa Marsh • Woman in Crowd #1 • Woman in Crowd #2 • Woman in Crowd #3 • Man in Crowd #3 • Woman in Crowd #4 • Elderly Driver #1 • Elderly Driver #2 • News Reporter • DMV Employee • Old Man at DMV #1 • Old Man at DMV #2 • Old Man at DMV #3 • Irate Driver • Officer Barbrady • AARP Members • Male Nurse • Mrs. Ryan • Hostage • Army General
- Mr. Garrison: And so you see, children, Genghis Khan was a "Mongol," not to be confused with a "mongoloid" like the actor, Nicholas Cage.
- Grandpa Marsh: Now, can anybody remember what we're pissed off about? I remember we were all pissed about something. That's why we had this meeting.
- Cartman: You take out Country Kitchen Buffet and old people won't know what to do.
- Kyle Broflovski: That's a retarded idea, Cartman!
- Cartman: Is it? Two years ago they closed the Country Kitchen Buffet in Steamboat Springs, and all the old people died of starvation in less than a week.